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A Bread Safe For Your Bread

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This is an actual product, and it does have some merit. But I wanted to post this mostly to be able to say something of depth. Without further ado, let me present the following:

You can now keep your bread in your bread, but you will probably be out of bread after you buy your bread.

Translation: You can buy the bread safe to keep your money in, but at $99 you will probably be out of money after you buy it.

In all seriousness, having a hiding place for money makes good sense. The average burglar reportedly spends 8 minutes inside the average home, and if they can’t find it quickly, chances are it is safe. You find the bread safe at BimBimBanana.

And if you really don’t like referring to money as bread, there is also a Cabbage Version  for your, er, cabbage.

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