Finally, something washes up on the Beach that I could REALLY use, but alas it is not real. The realistic Star Trek Communicator Replica, with sound effects and recorded clips, is the next best thing.
"To play all the sayings from Kirk, Spock, Scotty, and Uhura, just press and hold the button under the blue light for 3 seconds. To be hailed by the Enterprise, hold down the button under the red light for 5 seconds, and quickly close the communicator. A few seconds later, your communicator will start to beep and once you open it, Spock will ask if he can beam down an armed landing party."
The Star Trek Communicator will set you back about $30 (found at Computer Gear Here), but if you are a real Trekkie it could be a lot fun. I think it would be a hoot to set it to contact you back , then whip it out in front of an unsuspecting party when it does. They will be expecting you to pull out a cell phone, not Spock on a communicator.
Aloha from the Beach,
greg
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