Captain’s Log, Stardate 29.99. The Enterprise is investigating a mysterious disturbance along the border of the Romulan Neutral Zone. Reports have spotted a large flying disc, covered in cheese and round pieces of spicy terran meat, hurtling towards Starfleet Territory. And it smells wonderful!
Now you can enjoy pizza sliced by your own Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter. If I tried, I could’t make this stuff up. The pizza cutter uses the disc portion of the enterprise model as a cutting wheel, slicing up your favorite italian pie. The officially licensed Star Trek collectable sports a laser etched stainless steel blade with a solid zinc alloy chromium plated body. With a generous 4 inch blade the cutter measures 8.5 inches in total length.
The Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter will set you back $29.99, and you can find it at Think Geek. But be warned – while the blade is sure to tear through almost any pizza, veggies, Romulans, Klingons, and more, it is suggested to be hand wash only. Apparently Scotty hasn’t got the deflector shields back up just yet.
But don’t take my word for it – Star Trek fans (or is that pizza cutter fans) everywhere are making and posting videos online. After all (and I am paraphrasing from one of the videos below) – doesn’t every new Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter deserve its own video?
