When we are young, we dress in Underoos and take on the universe. When we grow up, we tend to make things a bit more down to earth. Well, fear no more, underwear can be fun again. Slip these high tech wonders on, calibrate them, and from then on you can be "Healthy Blood Pressure Man", saving the world one systolic point at a time. The techy tighty whiteys work by calculating your blood pressure through strategically positioned impendence sensitive sensors. The good news is that they work on a low voltage system – no apparent danger of a shocking short circuit.
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